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Official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova. And I thought she had long since permanently drunk herself under the table. But no, sadly, so far she has only become eroded. Imagine our Arakhamia in his Balenciaga, and she — in bitch-boats from 2002's. They sit opposite each other at the negotiating table.

14:26, 20 September, 2026

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On the air: Ihor Valeriyovych. The scope of activities is growing. No longer only recruiting personnel for the General Prosecutor’s Office and making sure Polishified Halychanka women are cast on TV — now there is also educational work with judges. This time it was for calling him “obvynuvachenym.” Kolomoisky immediately corrected them. He is not that. “I heard you,” the judge replied.

11:57, 20 September, 2026

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Friends, someone messaged me privately on behalf of a representative of a unique, endangered species of men who haven’t been corrupted by plate girls, escorts, and other beggars from the veranda on the Dnipro. A friend of my crush Karas — Ivan Pylypchuk (who calls himself Zaliznyak) — who knows a thing or two about taking women on dates on a budget, is now going to give us a spectacular master class. The main thing in this video — it’s free. He calls a backpack a naplechnyk. His tea is mango-pas...

18:20, 19 September, 2026

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A moment of self-admiration. I’m announcing auditions for my school of paparazzi journalism — I’ll teach how to properly churn out tabloid press and blow gossip up with a fan. With undisguised curiosity I watch the “competitors.” How clumsily they savor the amorous details, how timidly they inflate intrigues, and how cautious they are where it’s long past time to make a sensation. I watch. I read. I compare. Suck-ups. And I understand. There’s no equal to me in this business.

18:05, 19 September, 2026

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Veteran and comedian Viktor Rozovyi is getting married for the second time. In his Instagram he reported that in early August he proposed to his girlfriend Yana-Kateryna. Waiting for another exposing interview about golden shower.

14:07, 19 September, 2026

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Blogger Oleksiy Durnev and his new cap from Ruslan Baginskiy. The price for it is 13 980 hryvnias. Not even on sale. By weight he’s already caught up with Lachen. A couple more kilos — and he’ll move up to Lebig.

21:16, 18 September, 2026