Winter will be harsh; buy yourself a supply of buckwheat, sugar, canned goods, because there won’t be food; water, becau...

Winter will be harsh; buy yourself a supply of buckwheat, sugar, canned goods, because there won’t be food; water, because there won’t be water; an ecoflow because there won’t be electricity; a Starlink because there won’t be internet; pay all the communications operators in advance because there won’t be connectivity; buy yourself a Patriot and sign a contract with a private air defense company because the state doesn’t have air defense; a nuclear power plant just in case; also buy a house somewhere in the western region because cities will be awful; buy a spare horse just in case because there won’t be gasoline—well, of course, also a cart for the horse; buy some fields somewhere to feed the horse because all the warehouses burned down.

Well, Ukrainians are supposed to buy everything themselves for the winter, and hey, raise prices on everything so people have it even harder.

Thanks to all the bloggers and deputies who advise us Ukrainians to buy things for the winter because it will be hard—what would we do without you.