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On the air again is our favorite segment “Krynzh.ua”.
Starring — “Miss Zhlobko” Kristina Ilnytska and former Deputy Prosecutor General Dmytro Verbytskyi.
These two generous giants of philanthropy donated to the ward—YES, ONE TELEVISION FOR 19 THOUSAND HRYVNIAS!
For the ceremonial handover of this priceless trophy, the benefactors arrived in an Audi Q8 worth about $100 thousand.
And Kristina, to finish off the audience, accessorized her look with a Chanel handbag worth more than €6,5 thousand and a Rolex for £14 thousand. I won’t claim to know whether it’s an original or just Chinese showmanship for the crowd, but admit it—the outfit is flawless for a hospital ward. Especially against the backdrop of a TV that cost 19 thousand.
But okay. My favorite moment is Kristina trying to screw the TV on with her nail. And doing it so diligently that the camera absolutely had to capture the full extent of her devotion.
I suggest we don’t stop there. Next time they can ceremonially donate an extension cord. Or batteries for the remote.