The Ministry for the Return of Ukrainians has started operating.

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Meanwhile our little bun, blogger Lachen, had dinner at the Lucky restaurant — in the epicenter of the city’s bourgeoisie, where the modern elite who stayed in the capital shop and show off. Whatever there is. And Lachen is here. The reservation rings. He eats heartily, drinks deliciously. He updated his glasses. He’s wearing frames from Tom Ford. The price for these is 30 209 hryvnias. And I haven’t even counted the lenses yet. A typical Monday evening. How nice it is to see that people are doi...

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I'm studying niche brands with style queen, MP Maria Mezentseva. This time she's wearing a windbreaker priced at 189 pounds sterling from Petit Bateau. Today mademoiselle Mezentseva is in a très française mood.

17:44, 9 November, 2026

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A new addition has arrived in the feminine-form dictionary from the members. Alongside “biytsits’” and “rozumness” there is now “morpikhynia.” I’m waiting for desantynia, snayperynia, and generalessa. And, of course, aviatessa. Then “hlavnokomandynia” will follow.

14:23, 9 November, 2026

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I'm sitting without heating and power (just kidding, don't whine), looking at the outfits of Infrastructure Minister Mykola Kalashnyk. He's wearing Massimo Dutti. The vest costs $200, the sweater was on sale for 2400 hryvnias. All very down-to-earth, well-trimmed and pressed. But that still isn't the end of the heating season.

13:20, 9 November, 2026

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American billionaires prefer Asian women. Mark Zuckerberg is married to Priscilla Chan, Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison — to Jolin Chu, and Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong married Angela Moon. Now Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has joined the club, who is alleged to have a romance with an alleged Chinese spy. I’m waiting for Snow White and The Little Mermaid to be recast with an Asian woman in the lead role. Slavik girl, what’s wrong with your face?

12:21, 9 November, 2026

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We have an international scandal here since this morning. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang cheated on his wife (left in the photo) with an alleged Chinese spy (photo on the right). The billionaire’s mistress is said to be Alice Huang — the former head of Singapore’s Megaspeed, which purchased $4,8 billion worth of chips from Nvidia. U.S. intelligence agencies suspect that China may have sent her to Huang to extract AI secrets. What exactly Chinese intelligence managed to learn is still unclear, but Huang...

10:16, 9 November, 2026