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"I can only steal": Mykitas about Mudra's wish to switch from a Range Rover to a Mercedes
The editorial office obtained a fragment of a transcript of a phone conversation between Iryna Mudra and Maksym Mykitas, which, according to the document, took place on 22 March 2026. In the conversation Mudra asks Mykitas to help hand over the vehicle registration certificate and the keys to the Range Rover, and then says she wants a new car — a Mercedes — because she thinks driving a Range Rover is already "like a sucker."
In response, Mykitas says that he can only "steal" a new car.
Mykitas M.V. — Hello, yes.
Mudra I.R. — If Vitia calls, put him through to you.
Mykitas M.V. — Uh-huh.
Mudra I.R. — And tell me, please, will Sasha be able to take it tomorrow, or whenever [unintelligible]? In short, Sasha needs the vehicle registration certificate to take the Range to the service and make a lock?
Mykitas M.V. — Well definitely, definitely the vehicle registration certificate is needed. He has to drive around town, he has to drive around town.
Mudra I.R. — Right. Do you have the keys?
Mykitas M.V. — Yes.
Mudra I.R. — The keys are with you.
Mykitas M.V. — Isn't the vehicle registration certificate in the car? Why do you keep it in the car?
Mudra I.R. — I don't know, so it won't be stolen.
Mykitas M.V. — Who? Jesus. Listen, look. You know the old joke?
Mudra I.R. — Well.
Mykitas M.V. — A man is standing by a Zaporozhets and wrapping chains all over the Zaporozhets. Someone comes up to him: "Are you an idiot? Why are you wrapping chains around a Zaporozhets? Who the hell needs it?" — "So no one will poop inside it."
Mudra I.R. — (laughs) Okay, I'll also bring the vehicle registration certificate and the keys now. And, in short, when he agrees [unintelligible].
Mykitas M.V. — (interrupts) Well, and you can forget about [unintelligible] for a week. Maybe he'll come back, maybe he won't.
Mudra I.R. — Mass [unintelligible].
Mykitas M.V. — What are you afraid of? Are you afraid?
Mudra I.R. — I'll make you buy a new one later, buy one that isn't a Range but a Merc. What, am I supposed to ride around in a Range like a sucker.
Mykitas M.V. — I can only steal one from someone.
Document: PDF proof of the original version of the news item "«Я можу лише вкрасти»: Микитась про бажання Мудрої їздити вже не на Range Rover, а на Mercedes". It records the publication content at the moment of the first scan, the preservation date and the source: ANTIKOR.
