I have bad news for Lachen.

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Ihor Valeriiovych continues to hand out advice on governing the state. Now he suggests returning to the USSR — dispersing retail space. Instead of supermarkets — small shops and little markets. And for bread — to the basement shop. Disperse yourselves! A piece of advice, by the way, for all occasions. Both how to hide money from NABU and how to seduce men. Instead of pining for one person, we run to dates with five at once. We disperse.

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Continuing the series “Cringe UA,” or how the Ukrainian brand Lior held a casting for the most pedigreed models. Meet the first winner — Tetyana Smetyuk, a nude model from Zhytomyr. On her résumé — shoots for Playboy, work in Europe and, we suspect, an impressive number of broken male hearts. But Europe is one thing, Playboy is another, and the real career challenge is only just beginning. Because Tetyana did the main thing. Tetyana conquered Lior.

14:06, 24 September, 2026

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Former Servant of the People, but still a member of parliament, Dmytro Kostiuk published nudes from a Carpathian hot tub and boasted about how he spent time at the summit. I do the same when I want to remind my suitors that I’m not interested in them and what a catch they missed. As soon as I think about it — I immediately post a swimsuit photo, my butt in the frame.

20:07, 23 September, 2026

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Casting for the new face of “Lior” is officially over. It's finished. Everyone who didn't make it was sent to “Veranda on the Dnipro.”

16:14, 23 September, 2026

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The “victim” of a con artist, blogger Anastasiya Skalnytska, celebrated one million followers on Instagram — her audience surged after she publicly spoke about her divorce. In the comments, people have already appeared suggesting to start a fundraiser to help Skalnytska pay off her debts. Everyone who’s willing to chip in to help her with her debts — I don’t want to see you at the elections. You’re not allowed.

13:15, 23 September, 2026

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The best moment at the UN General Assembly — when Haiti's representative drinks water. Me in the morning after Saint Bar.

11:09, 23 September, 2026