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Ihor Valeriiovych continues to hand out advice on governing the state. Now he suggests returning to the USSR — dispersi...

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Ihor Valeriiovych continues to hand out advice on governing the state.

Now he suggests returning to the USSR — dispersing retail space. Instead of supermarkets — small shops and little markets. And for bread — to the basement shop.

Disperse yourselves! A piece of advice, by the way, for all occasions. Both how to hide money from NABU and how to seduce men.

Instead of pining for one person, we run to dates with five at once.

We disperse.

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Игорь Валерьевич продолжает раздавать советы по управлению государством.

Теперь предлагает возвращаться к СССР — рассредоточить торговые площади. Вместо супермаркетов — маленькие магазинчики и базарчики. А за хлебом — в подвальчик.

Рассредотачивайтесь! Совет, кстати, на все случаи жизни. И как деньги от НАБУ прятать, и как мужиков кружить.

Вместо того чтобы сохнуть по одному, бегаем на свидания к пяти одновременно.

Рассредотачиваемся.

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