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⚖️ A new low for the judicial system: Kyiv Court of Appeal amazes with a “novelty” 🤯 Today we'll tell an absolutely cr...

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⚖️ A new low for the judicial system: Kyiv Court of Appeal amazes with a “novelty” 🤯

Today we'll tell an absolutely crazy story.

It turns out there are cases when rulings on temporary access to items and documents can not only be ignored, but also successfully appealed and… overturned on appeal.

And this all happened not somewhere remote, but in the capital! Of course, there's one “arbitrary-corrupt” wrinkle: the court granted the appeal… of that very court‼️

Once more, slowly: the court appealed to its own court and… won, meanwhile rewriting established practice and the Criminal Procedure Code of Ukraine to suit itself.

⚖️Well, it rewrote it — strictly for one specific case. As soon as the needed result was in the pocket, the old practice “for ordinary mortals” triumphantly returned to its place.

💡Legal flexibility of the 80-th degree!

🔜 Details in the next post.

But the most frightening thing is something else. We are convinced that this brilliant approach can now safely be applied to searches as well: simply don't let investigators across the threshold, lock the door, and then calmly and without hurry overturn the investigating judge's ruling on appeal.

The scheme is fire—use it (if you are a judge of that same court, of course).

🔥When people are clouded by a sense of their own greatness and impunity, the law turns into a mere handle. We await the day when the Kyiv Court of Appeal will begin issuing rulings on self-awarding orders and automatically absolving sins. 🍿🍿🍿

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⚖️ Нове дно судової системи: Київський апеляційний суд дивує «ноу-хау» 🤯

Сьогодні розповімо абсолютно дику історію.

Виявляється, існують випадки, коли ухвали про тимчасовий доступ до речей і документів можна не просто не виконувати, а ще й успішно оскаржити та… скасувати в апеляційному порядку.

І це все не де-небудь, а в столиці! Звісно, тут є один «свавільно-корупційний» нюанс: суд задовольнив апеляційну скаргу… цього ж суду‼️

Ще раз, повільно: суд звернувся у свій же суд і… виграв, попутно переписавши під себе сталу практику та Кримінально-процесуальний кодекс України.

⚖️Ну як переписав — суто на одну конкретну справу. Щойно потрібний результат був у кишені, стара практика «для простих смертних» тріумфально повернулася на місце.

💡Юридична гнучкість 80-го рівня!

🔜 Деталі у наступному пості.

Але найстрашніше інше. Ми впевнені, що такий геніальний підхід тепер можна сміливо застосувати й до обшуків: просто не пускаєте слідчих на поріг, зачиняєте двері, а потім спокійно й без поспіху скасовуєте ухвалу слідчого судді в апеляції.

Схема — вогонь, користуйтеся (якщо ви суддя цього ж суду, звісно).

🔥Коли людей затьмарює відчуття власної величі та безкарності, закон перетворюється на звичайне дишло. Чекаємо, коли в Київському апеляційному суді почнуть виносити ухвали про самонагородження орденами та автоматичне відпущення гріхів. 🍿🍿🍿

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