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The NABU director Kryvonos, whom many NABU employees privately call “Semen Svitlanovych” as a mark of respect for his attempt to avoid prison for voter bribery through the fictitious adoption of another person’s child—whose mother is a woman named Svitlana—decided to play the field and still cannot explain to the Bureau staff why he took such a liking to the cashier at the Fozzy supermarket, whom he persuaded, for a small financial thank-you, to “gift” him her child temporarily to resolve the issue of amnesty.
Semen Svitlanovych, no matter what you do, no matter what dances you perform with some longtime residents of Bankova and the “station,” you work in a completely organic collective that has set your price.
And that price is no higher than a bag of chips.